If I had unlimited amounts of money, I'd hire several full time chefs, a butler and a full cleaning staff to follow me around and pick up my doughnut crumbs.  However, I would also hire a full time back-scratcher. Of course, I'd make sure her hands and nails were insured and she'd get weekly manicures; I'm not a savage.

I was talking to a man of the cloth one time about marriage and he said, "All a wife has to do is not nag her husband and give him an occasional back scratch.  These two things would prevent most divorces." 

• 2 in 1 back scratcher and massager
• Foldable 15" long; 7.5" when folded
• 1 claw and 2 different massage options
• Tool fits easily into gym bag, glove compartment or desk
• Snaps securely in place to prevent bending during use